girls only.....just warning you now....

I found this and thought it was good enough to post, amen!

 

During a Period

• Uterus: I hope you didn't like your underwear.
• Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
• Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was freaking funny! Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me off.
• Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
• Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
• Thighs: I'm just gonna go ahead and feel like I'm made of lead, cool?
• Body: Oh all your clothes are going to look like crap and probably not fit.
• Me: Why??????